I googled "Hellsing The Dawn" just now, for no particular reason, and found this

http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/chatter ... 8377829_1/

Apparently nobody on Gaia can tell that this person is a pretty hardcore Hellsing fan who's taking the piss out of Twilight fans. Oh well. I like this quote (talking about Hans):
And this (from profile)

It warms my heart to see trolling done right

trolling FTW xD i died of laughter for some reason xD i loved the whole: "Girlycard was NEVER a man" xD

^ Concerning Gaiaonline.com comment by rude little girl; No worries right? I mean, the girl does not even have the decency to use proper English. Why let what seems to be an obvious overabundance of stupidity get to us Hellsing fans?


So I had to pick up my little cousin the other day as a favor for my godmother. He is 15 and is barely beginning High School. The little bugger is a lady's man though. His girlfriend is a sophomore. I was so impressed. Until he, his girlfriend, and I hopped into my car. I knew she was a twilight fan because of the gaping huge logo printed to her breast. (not that I was looking at pre-teen boobies or anything. It was just the shirt was bright pink and glaring at me like a locomotive horn at five paces). Anyway, we are all listening to music when Muse comes on and I said something like, "Ah I like Muse especially their recent work on Exogenesis." This little girl responded with, "was that the song on the first twilight movie?" I had forgotten that Muse had sold the producers of twilight rights to "super massive black hole" along with their soul.

F#$King Stephanie! I dug Muse for their professional quality then this happened and now I become misconstrued as a twilight fan for liking Muse. WTF !!!!1!!! I started listening to them because when my aunt died at the WTC in 2001 she left me her collection of music. The Album that struck me the most was Origin of Symmetry because it was so powerful and so moving especially "citizen erased" (to this day I have psychological episodes in dreams where I am killing terrorists with a bladed weapon to that song for my aunt.). Then twilight comes and ruins anytime I want to yell out lyrics of the Black Holes and Revelations Album. God, I hate twilight!!!! BECAUSE FANS OF TWILIGHT APPLY RETARDED SCENES OF FICTITIOUS ROMANCE TO MOVING AND POWERFUL BALLADS OF MUSICAL MYSTIC DEEPER THEN THE ABYSS OF AN ABANDONED CHILD'S SOUL.

THANKS PRODUCERS OF TWILIGHT MOVIES. THIS IS WHY I WANT WEST SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA TO FALL OFF THE AMERICAN CONTINENT.

a funny story well mainly all your commentary added to it...but i know your pain i downloaded Neutron Star Collision, and its album art is that stupid eclipse movie cover...ugh so whenever one of my friends digs through my music i will have to go through explaining that...

I didn't know that - my opinion of Muse just dropped a notch.

i want a say in this disscusion because its awsome
OK im my opinion Hellsing beats the crap out of Twilight... i mean how did she make up that vampires sparkle in the sun?? When i saw the first one i thought he was going to either slowly burn or just stem up and stuff?

Edward: "Ohhh look at me in the sun sparkling like a fairy boy "
and then
BAM!!! bullit to the head
Alucard in the shadows: "Huh? He was a vampire??"

Hahaha sorry that was pointless but fun.... Anyway back to the topic....
I have to say this but i like the story line in the lastest one "eclipse" But i hate everything else in the move.... IT CAN GO AND SUCK A FAT ONE!!!!
(and yes i have been wathing twilight only because i didn't mind it at first and i realised that it was.....well....really g a y haha)
Theres one good thing about it and thats the soundtrack, i like muse and Paramore but i just couldnt belive they would do songs for the movies
So in the end i say what everyone else has said or going to say...... And im Glad i got this off my chest so down with twilight

Real Vampires:
-Bamstokers Dracula (sorry for the spelling)
-Dracula original
-Vampires of Van Hellsing
-Nosferatu
-Alucard and helling vampires and stuff
and theres probably more but i can't think of any rihgt now...

And not really Vampires:
well all know who it is

^ I prefer Christopher Lee's and Gary Oldman's versions to this guy...(accent was so over the top...i laugh everytime i watch it)

"Over-the-top"? It was his natural accent.

In any case, Bela Lugosi's Dracula had a certain presence about him that I thoroughly enjoyed. Everything he did was so slow and deliberate. It was creepy.

I hate to say it Muse fans cause this might be the death blow, but Stephanie Meyer claims that Muse inspired the Twilight saga, along with Linkin Park. =_=

If I were you, I'd print out a kickass picture of Muse or something and put that over the crappy cover.