Heya everybody!! This here is the FAQ section, that's "Frequently Asked Questions"... or I guess it could mean "Far Away Queen", but that... yeah, it makes no sense... Though Bohemian Rhapsody is a great song... ANYWAY, this section is dedicated to questions related to Hellsing and/or This website and its staff. Some of the questions are ones I've actually received, some are me answering questions pre-emptively. So here we go!
General Site Questions
Q: Didn't this Site used to be Bloodknight.net?
A: Yes, but Bloodknight's original owner, Rip, lost interest in running it. What's more, she's gotten her own comic project off the ground, so the original Bloodknight.net site is now her own personal site for her comic. go check it out, it's great!
Q: Why isn't [Insert Section of the Site here] Up yet?
A: We're workin' on it, but it'll probably take a while, sorry.
Q: That wasn't a very descriptive answer...
A: Well, that wasn't a very intelligent question.
Q: You know, you're not very nice...
A: Can we get on with the questions?
Q: Who did the site's design Layout, it's GORGEOUS!
A: That would be UV. He's got quite a knack for it dunt he?
Q: Can he Design my Site?
A: Sure! That'll be $500 A page.
Q: o_o... -_-... O_O...
A: yeah, he's actually a professional graphic artist and web designer, he's worked for major companies.
Q: How in GOD'S NAME did you get a Pro like that to make your site layout?!
A: I'm just cool like that! And he happens to like Hellsing
Q: But... the site looks... and he's... Five HUNDRED YOU SAY?!
A: Can we get on with the questions?...
Q: Achem... So... how big are your-
A: Ok, just stop, let's get to the Hellsing questions please...
Hellsing Questions
Q: So who wrote this manga?
A: His name's Kouta Hirano, His hobbies are "Beating off" and "Being Obnoxious".
Q: ...How... do you know that?...
A: Believe it or not... he actually said that himself... Yeah... more questions?
Q: How are chapters released?
A: It was printed by Shounen Gahousha in Monthly Young King OURs alongside such manga as Excel Saga, or Trigun MAXIMUM, until Trigun Ended, and-
Q: WAIT!! TRIGUN ENDED?!
A: Yes, a while ago, and don't interrupt, it's rude. Hellsing's ended now too.
Q: It has?!
A: Yep, the Final chapter "Romancia" has been serialized, and the final volume came out in Japan not too long ago. Just check the Volume list we have up in our manga section for more information!
Q: Well... that was a rather shameless bit of advertisement...
A: What, huh, pshha, no it wasn't, I'm not like that! *Drinks a can clearly marked "Pepsi" and Smiles at the Camera*
Q: Ok... So, are all the volumes out in English?
A: No, Volumes 1-9 are, but Volume 10 still hasn't been released, and there's no set date yet, though shoe who have asked about it have been given a Ballpark date of "Spring 2010"..
Q: Who publishes the Manga in the US?
A: Dark Horse Manga and Digital Manga Publishing.
Q: So, what's up with The Hellsing TV series' Season 2?
A: There... has never been... nor will there ever be a Season 2... ever...
Q: Yes there will! I saw a trailer for "Hellsing: Psalms of the Darkness", it's so coming!
A: No, that was a trailer made BEFORE The TV series came out to promote it, didn't you notice how it used a LOT of clips from the opening theme?
Q: But... but... then what's happening with the Hellsing Anime?...
A: Where have you been! The OVAs are being released now! Check up top here at our Shiny OVA link for more info. *Drinks that Pepsi and Smiles again*
Q: So, who would win in a fight, Alcuard or-
A: STOP!! Seriously, none of these questions, they're cumbersome and annoying...
Q: I thought this section was for questions...
A: Yeah, intelligent ones.
Q: You're not very nice lady...
A: Thank you.
Q: Maybe you weren't loved as a child.
A: Can we get on with the questions?!
Q: Have you noticed that Alucard spelled backwards is "Dracula"? What's up with that?
A: SPOILER ALERT!: He IS Dracula!
Q: NOOOOOOOO! I DON'T LIKE SPOILERS!!
A: That's what the Alert was for silly.
Q: So, When in the manga do Integra and Alucard get together?
A: They... don't...
Q: Yes they do! At Anime Expo, Hirano said they were lovers!
A: No he didn't. He was asked what their relationship was, and he saide "Master and Servant, that's it". When it got no response from the crowd, he added "But Kinky relationships like that [as in BDSM, Stock whips and the like] are Fine I guess" as a JOKE to get a laugh out of the crowd, and they did laugh. He didn't mean it seriously.
Q: No no no! I read on an AxI fansite that-
A: Yeah, key phrase here is "AxI Fansite". Of course they're gonna twist it to suit their own ends, but take it from me, I have no Bias in the situation, that's now how it was said.
Q: How do you know this anyway?
A: I was there.