THE NSDAP WAFFEN-SS MILLENNIUM GROUP

SS-Sturmbannführer - Major

A tubby little butterball. Seriously, he's moribdly obese and has a Hard-on for war. I honestly think the guy jacks off to the film "Apocalypse Now"...

Herr Doktor

Fettishist Doctor. He always has his midriff exposed... always... He's got the most complicated pair of glasses I've ever seen, seriously, do those things get cable?

He is also responsible for creating the Fucking Catboy Schrodinger. So grab your torch and pitchforks, let's get him!

SS-Hauptsturmführer - Captain

He never speaks... ever... seriously, he's like one of those British dudes with the big black fuzzy hats who stands outside Buckingham Palace... you could wave your hand in front of his face, steal his hat, and he'd probably... Eat you... he'd eat you... and not in the good way either.

Sturmführer Rip Van Winkle

An pretty opera-singing girl, Rip Van is- No... what do you mean it's a guy? NO YOU MORONS!! IT'S A CHICK!! HOW THE FUCK COULD YOU PEOPLE THINK <-- THIS IS MALE?! Achem... She gets raped by Alucard... no seriosuly, re-read the chapter, he was CLEARLY Raping her..

Sturmführer Zorin Blitz

Is Rather obviously a Lesbian. Zorin has tattos all over the right side of her body... ALL over... yeah, you read that right, she has them... even THERE too... She uses a Scythe and slices things. She also kills Pip because she was jealous, she wanted Seras' Tits for herself.

Tubalcain Alhambra

A Mexican who ACTUALLY thought he could kill Alucard. Let me say this again. he ACTUALLY THOUGHT HE COULD KILL THE ALUCARD!!

Yeah, He's a Moron.

Jan Valentine

Fuck. Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck! Fuck!

Seriously fuckin' awesome! Best fuckin' character in the fucking series Yo!

Luke Valentine

Another stupid yahoo who thought he could ACTUALLY BEAT ALUCARD!! Again! Why do these people bother! Do they all have a screw loose?! Maybe all the Pretty Boy blonde locks of his seeped into his Brain...

Oberstammführer Schrödinger

A Timid little girl whom Alucard made his Bitch after saving her one night. She is- Whoops, sorry, with that hair and those effeminate features, I thought this was Seras again... Now that I get a good look at him, you can tell it's not Seras... No boobs... that's kind-of her defining characteristic...

Walter C. Dollneaz

Told you he was the Traitor.... TOLD YOU!! MUWHAHAHA!!

...He gets really hot when he turns into a Vampire... there, I said it...

Vampirized Forces of the NSDAP Waffen-SS

A bunch of Old Nazi bastards who turn into young Nazi bastards with pointier teeth... These guys are pretty much cannon fodder once the war starts... that's what they get for Eating Babies...