THE ROYAL ORDER OF PROTESTANT KNIGHTS - HELLSING

Sir Integral Fairbrook Banana-fana Has too many Names Hellsing

Into BDSM, likes to use riding Crops. She loses her Eye eventually, and becomes a pirate because that's the only honest work someone with an eyepatch can get.

Nosferatu Alucard

He Mind-Rapes you with his Sex-Beam and then Shoves sharp things up Your Bum.
Is also known to work part-time as a Phone-Sex operator.

Seras Victoria

A Timid little girl whom Alucard made his Bitch after saving her one night. She is constantly fawned over by Pip, and although she acts innocent and offended, she wants his dick bad. Also, her Breasts are so large they obstruct her view of her feet.

Walter C. Dollneaz

Wanabe Alfred Pennyworth, Ran around Poland having tons of Buttsex with Alucard in 1945. SO TOTALLY ISNT A BADGUY!! Nope, no way he's a Nazi *COUGH* HEIS,HE'STHEFUCKINGTRAITOR *COUGH* Turns into a Vampire like a Pussy, ACTUALLY thinks he stands a chance against Alucard. Turns into Shota-Hentai in Volume 10, Dies from Smoking.

Captain Pip Bernadotte

A Smelly Frenchman who wants to Fuck Seras. He spends most of his time molesting her and attempting to initiate a good fucking with Seras, however, the Prude little bitch never puts out!
So Pip dies for the little tart, and what does she do on his deathbed? She Bites him, yup, no deathbed fuck... just a bite...
Poor Guy...

Sir Arthur Hellsing

Integra's Dad. He died REALLY early on, like in Volume 1. He probably Buttsexed Walter in WWII too.

Abraham Van Helsing

The guy who started it all!... He's dead now...

Nami

Has extremely Large breasts that Shine and bounce with sound effects for no reason whatsoever. Hirano wants to Fuck her, he's recounted wanting to Fuck her several times in the end of Volume notes. Hirano's got good taste in women.